Saturday, April 23, 2011

Green ATMs and Brown ATMs


People standing in line to withdraw their cash from ATM (Source: E-pao.net)

I was on a trip to my native place recently. And on that fateful day, I needed to withdraw some cash from ATM. And I needed it desperately for some urgent needs. But I never knew it would be so ho-hum task just to withdraw your money from a machine called ATM. Technology may be advanced and already borne fruits elsewhere but in Manipur, it is just the opposite.

Around 7 o’clock in the morning that day, I, with my younger brother, drove out from my house to withdraw some cash from nearby ATM. And Canchipur (Imphal) SBI ATM came to mind first. So we drove towards Canchipur SBI ATM. By the time we reached Manipur University Gate, three commando personnel were already there guarding the ‘fortress’. Few years ago when I visited there then, I hardly saw commandos there at MU gate. But maybe due to the unfotunate incidents that happened in the not too long ago past, now Manipur University has become a 'fortress' now. Just as we were about to enter the MU gate, one commando personnel rushed towards us and enquired about our visit with a growling voice from his throat, as if we were deaf. And I told him politely that we were coming to fetch some cash from the SBI ATM inside the campus. But in return, in a hoarse and grumbling voice, without any provocation, he said that there was no cash at that time and you could come at 11 o’clock. It was almost deafening. It might have been much better if he said it politely, and I guess, in doing so, he could have saved more calories during that 10 second long speech.

Without a doubt, our first destination bore not fruit. I told my brother that we should go straight to Secretariat SBI, Imphal. By the time we reached Secretariat SBI, some thirty people were already there standing in line and one of them said to us that we could only check balances but not withdraw cash. Because money was not there in the ‘automated terror machine’. Elsewhere this machine is called Automated Teller Machine. But once it reaches Manipur, it becomes ‘Automated Terror Machine’.

Our second destination too proved futile. Then we drove towards SBI Thangal Bazar, the main MG Avenue SBI office in Manipur. And I was stunned to see some 200 people standing in queque outside the ATM from a distance. By the time we reached the ATM, the only words I could utter was, ‘Oh, my gosh!’ and no further words came out. We all need cash desperately at some point and we do anything to acquire it. But in this, it’s nobody’s money; it’s your money after all. People don’t mind standing in queue the whole day if they see a ray of hope that they would get cash at the end of the day. No matter what.

Our third destination also failed. I won’t think it twice if I was going to stand in queque for five-six hours just to withdraw my money from a machine called ATM. We then proceeded towards AXIS Bank, also in Thangal Bazar, Imphal. We were delighted to see a few people standing in line just outside the AXIS ATM. And the security guard inside the ATM assured us that money would be coming at 11 o’clock. So we joined the line that was already there.

Now it’s already 10:00 am. My brother and I exchanged line from time to time. And the scorching sunbeam was overhead and was showering abundantly, heavily heated airwaves over our head. And I was sweating profusely. Poor people us! That day, the sun was ungenial, the ATM was unmerciful.

Standing in the sun outside the ATM was an awkward and tiresome. In such situation, just to spend the time, gossip was the only way to keep the spirit high. There was a middle-aged man, maybe in the early 50s or so, among the queue liners. He was talking to someone who was already there with him before we joined them. “ATMs in Mumbai, Delhi, Bangalore and other cities elsewhere in India have ‘green’ ATMs”, he said. “You won’t see people there standing in queue like we do here now. There is always availability of cash in the ATM machine, 99.99% of the case, 24x7. In Manipur, it’s just the opposite. Here in Manipur, ATM machines are cash-starved and are always on a ‘hunger strike mode’. These machines here in Manipur are ‘brown’ ATMs”. I was listening to him, too, from a distance.    

The person who was listening to the middle-aged man looked inquisitive, and asked him, “Why do you call those ATMs elsewhere in India Green ATMs and Brown in Manipur?

The man thoughtfully cleared his throat and started slowly with a question to the listener. “Were you passing those traffic signals while coming here? The listener nodded in affirmative. The man continued further, “Did you see the green light there?” The listener said yes and nodded his head in realization.

The man continued like a good teacher, “At traffic point, green light lets you proceed and you’re not supposed to standstill there the moment green light comes. In other words, you are free to flow. Free flow of movement starts. So ATMs elsewhere in India are just like that. These machines are ready to give you cash at any point in time. They are always 'green.' Another thing is that green also symbolizes friendliness. They don’t terrorize you at all. Instead, they instill in you a sense of trust, hope and a sense of worthiness.” Everybody there in the line was nodding their head in agreement, including myself.

He continued, “But here in our once-known little paradise, it’s just the opposite. These machines are not ‘friendly’ at all. Instead, they instill in you a sense of fear, insecurity and hopelessness. Now you are standing in queue, like all of us, not knowing with certainty that you will return home with your cash back. Sometimes you get and most of the time we all return home empty handed. That’s why I call ATMs in Manipur ‘brown’, a node better than being ‘black’.”

After a pause, he added, “After all, you don’t have to blame these machines. It’s the system that manages.”

It was around 11 o’clock now, and to our utter dismay, we were informed by the security guard that money was not coming that day. And in no time, the long queue was disappeared like the mists do in the sunbeam in the early morning. Some people were grumbling, some people disappeared slowly and silently. And I and my brother visited my brother-in-law’s shop in Thangal Bazar nearby for sometime.

And we returned home empty handed, like the rest of the liners.
  

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Milky Way Video Wows Web




This was filmed between 4th and 11th April 2011 on El Teide, Spain´s highest mountain.

(Courtesy: Yahoo!)

Monday, April 11, 2011

Home is where your heart is...


It's so truly said. Home is truly where your heart always longs to be.

I felt a bit nostalgic these days from being away from home quite a bit longer than usual. Usually I visited home every year in December, until 2008, as I like winter season in Manipur. Winter season, I like the most, because I get to eat all those delicious mouthwatering Manipuri foods which I have been missing for quite a long time now. But this time I couldn't wait till December. And I am already at Home Sweet Home. No matter how ugly it looks to be, it is always sweet. Because your heart is always there.

I don't know why it can't be so in love. We despise ugly, we disdain them. We always extol and praise the beauty. Nothing wrong with that. We always do that. But God created all, whether it's ugly or beautiful. He created them all 'bright and beautiful.' So why can't ugly be beautiful, because He created them all? In fact, there should not be any ugly as such. A bit philosophical here but anyway I am trying to find one that people say is ugly, but that, to me, is the most beautiful for myself. I will tell you the day I find.

Now at home, there is constant blackout. Most of the time, or throughout 24 hours, there is no power. It's no new news to many. But it's utterly uncomfortable when you have come down from a city like Mumbai. But  you have to accept it because it's Manipur, not Mumbai. People here are used to it and are not complaining about it. And I sigh, it's a long way to go.

Now I'm already getting bored with only two days here at home. Those college days are gone and most of my friends are now either married, or away from home like me. It's true somehow that married and bachelors do not go along very well... even the best friends too. After getting married, somehow people change and seem different. Another thing is that they are always busy. And those days when we used to have plenty of time at our disposal are gone. But anyway I do not regret coming back home whenever I like.  

Fortunately, a friend of mine (an IAF pilot) was at home on Sunday, yesterday and he was free and had to go somewhere the day after and busy thereafter. After a gap of four years we met. We drove around the Imphal city and saw not much change though since I last saw them. But I noticed something when we reached Khuman Lampak. Eviction drive was going on around Khuman Lampak area. In some way, it's disheartening to see it taking place. It's not new to me, though. It happens in Mumbai everyday. And it's an inevitable price people have to pay. Because their buildings and shops were there in the wrong place. Development always comes with a price and people have to pay for it for the benefit of the common mass and for the several generations to come.

Eviction drive at Khuman Lampak

Sadly, the land space doesn't grow with time. It's only getting smaller. Population of not only people, but vehicles are all the more growing at an astronomical rate. And they add to the enormity of the problems of congestion in the city.

Another beauty or sweetness of home is family bonding -- the bond of love. It's kind of a get-together celebration in some way. In fact, my family feels the completeness with me being at home. And being away from home in a stranger's land may not bring you that completeness of joy. In your native place, you are completely at 'home and in sync'. That is the power of home sweet home.

Because anyone who knows love loves home. Because you are in love with 'home' whether it's ugly or nice, whether it's thatched or bricked.

Monday, April 4, 2011

To my dear Darling...! [A Follow-up from DREAMGIRL]


Dear Darling,

It's my first time I am writing to you declaring my unwavering love and undivided commitment that I have for you. However, you may find yourself stunned and off-guarded to see my writing and also to hear that I am your husband from the future in a time machine. Now I am in the middle of 2012. I guess, I am a little bit ahead of you into the future in time, and I am sure you may be somewhere in the year 2011. So please try to understand me.

Just to refresh your memory as a bit of background, some years ago, I wrote a poem about you, called 'DREAMGIRL' on my blog: SINGJU ONLINE. It's a lovely poem about you. And I waited a long time for you but you never showed up. Being an impulsive and impatient lover, I couldn't wait any longer. So I went into the future in a time machine only to find myself getting married with you... my DREAMGIRL.  Just to find you was a dream come true. And I thought I'd better despatch this reciprocation online through the ubiquitous internet.

Now that you are by my side, a lovely wife, I'm the happiest man on earth, and I hope you'll too. As I had hoped, you are such a special someone that I had dreamed of. Yes, you may not be the most beautiful woman on earth but you are the sweetest and the most lovely one I've ever met. And you fill my heart -- the whole of it. Full of love. And you make my little world a pleasant place to live.

Being with the woman of my dream is a wonderful thing to have. You are the first ray of sunlight that fills my room and wakes me up at dawn. You are the sound of those little melodious singing birds in the early morning that spreads the word of peace and love. Your sweet whispers of love and the touches of your soft lips to my hot lips do all the wonders that the world can't do. What a beautiful day to begin with, with such a lovely wife by my side.

Your sweet scent of your silky long hair gives such a warm comfort to my heart. Your bell-tingling sound like laughs, when I crack jokes, makes me soar to the highest high of the universe. Your child-like smile makes me joy and drives away all my fears. Darling, what a beautiful smile you have!

You know what, we do a little different than most couples do. We make love mostly at dawn. At the beginning, you didn't agree with me. But now we do make love mostly at dawn. And I see your happy smiles. You know what, making love at dawn, as people say, keeps your heart healthy and makes you look young and fresh. And no matter what happens, it makes you happy and helps keep your mood high and jolly throughout the day. It's turned out to be true. And I see you smiling and laughing throughout the day. And it makes me a happy man.

Darling, I'll tell you something very important at closing. Now I know why God created woman. To make her man happy.  

Until the times meet.

Lots of Love and lots of Kisses.

Your Husband,

Pangamba777

[On Time Machine]

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who drink!


The world is a tragedy for feelers, but a comedy for drinkers!

All said beautifully by H Walpole, a few hundreds before.  I know now fully what he knew some hundreds of years ago.  Nothing more to add. But a little change now. 21st century, na? Now it's comedy for drinkers!